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The tittle says it all.

Joke:Uh oh.My computer has RGV. Robert Green Virus.I can't save anything.

Joke 2:Be warned Jade goody fans.Another cripe joke about cancer:Oh Goody.

Three stupid people went to buy ice cream.
The ice cream maker asked them to clap one time. Those who will do it will get a free ice cream.
Here goes the first one he doesn't do it right.
And the second.
The third makes it right.
-Here's you ice cream.
He get's the icre cream, he goes to eat it and he missed putting the ice cream on his mouth and he put it in his head.

BTW nice jokes Espeon.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first looks at the second, and says, "Man, it's HOT in here." The second looks back and screams "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are driving through the desert. The car breaks down, so the redhead takes water, the brunette takes food, and the blonde takes the car door. About an hour of trudging through dunes later, the redhead looks at the blonde. "Why are you carrying a car door?" The blonde looks back and says, "Oh, it's for just in case it gets hot, I can wind the window down."

Ahh dumb blonde jokes xD I got one for ya.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are swimming 500 miles across the Atlantic ocean during a race. The Brunette goes 100 miles and drowns.
The redhead gets 200 miles and drowns.
The blonde goes 250 miles, decides she's tired, and swims back to the beginning.

better blond joke

a blonde women wanted to show her husband she wasn't a dumb blonde... so she decides to paint the house while her husband was gone, when the husband returns he notices that the house is painted but he see's his wife panting and sweating while having on 3 jackets

her husband runs up to her and asks

"dear, what you've done with the house is amazing, but why are you wearing three jacket's you'll die in this heat"

and the blond women replies
"but that's what the dummies guide for painting said for me to do, it told me right here to put on three coats...."

-fanfare-
wah... wah... wah... waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Cobthecobbler wrote:Ahh dumb blonde jokes xD I got one for ya.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are swimming 500 miles across the Atlantic ocean during a race. The Brunette goes 100 miles and drowns.
The redhead gets 200 miles and drowns.
The blonde goes 250 miles, decides she's tired, and swims back to the beginning.

I know this exacly the same but running to the dessert.